May 31, 2012

laugh-addict:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING!

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May 28, 2012

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May 26, 2012
In Other News

The branches of the tree outside my window are now long enough that they touch the window. This creates a horrifying squeaking sound every time the wind blows hard enough.

May 23, 2012

heartofhallie:

hungarianrebellion:

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 

I seriously just read this exact scene today!

New Great Gatsby movie! Must See immediately!

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May 18, 2012

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May 15, 2012

May 14, 2012

Oh God, why does this seem like so many people I know including myself?

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May 12, 2012
"

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There’s the one who stays put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one’s face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

We all deserve to die
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I’ll never see Johanna
No I’ll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! Who sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney’s. waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don’t be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I’ll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I’ll never see my girl again.

"

— Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ~ Epiphany

May 9, 2012
EMT Course At OMS

Have you ever been interested in the thought of being an EMT? Well, it just so happens that I’m taking a class to become one right now and so can you! This summer, Onsite Medical Services is offering an 8 week course so that you can train to become an EMT too.

What are the benefits you might ask? Well, first of all it’s a chance to get involved in a great profession that will fill you with great experience for any career you choose to pursue. Second, it’s helping other people not die in both emergency and preventative fashions as part of the EMT’s job is as an outreach to the public community from the medical industry. Sounds like job satisfaction to me!

OMS is located in East Davis, but offers one of the most comprehensive EMT courses out there. They don’t just teach you HOW to save lives, they teach you WHY you’re doing what you’re doing to save them.

If you’re interested, just follow the link provided and read more into it. If you decide to register, just shoot me a message and I’ll tell you about filling out a referral form too.

May 7, 2012
BRANDON!

If you post one more stupid Red vs. Blue thing I will personally find some way to end you despite my distance. You shall perish GRAHAM! YOU SHALL PERISH!

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