bulletproofteacup:

    yumedarling:

    "I think you’re hot, too," Zuko finally says, "And I might like…having babies—with you.”

    Katara dies right there and then.

    :D

    From this.

    IT WAS A STUPID DORKY DRABBLE

    YUME SHUT UP JUST STOP IT

    You turned Zuko into the cutest dork ever and basically this is me from the grave because I died. Put this on my gravestone. Please.

    Isn’t the point of that gif to denote a situation where you’re so sick of hearing something unbelievably stupid that you want to kill yourself?

    (via showslife)

  1. isitbatman:

    I hate seeing shit about fathers having a big ol’ grand warning to boys who want to date their daughter (even if they mention mothers too) because it’s so patriarchal and ‘women are owned by a dominant power’-y 

    and if you doubt that just think about how you probably haven’t heard one about dating sons 

    I pledge to be cool dad in the future. I will personally kill you if you mess with my kids, boy or girl, but not without a lame one liner pun like “You messed with my genes, now I’m gonna kick you in yours.”

    (via showslife)

  2. sexuallyactivegrandma:

    hetastein:

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    beyoncevevo:

    perfectgay:

    what has four letters and is very hard

    rock

    math

    life

    dick

    Getting into an ivy league.

    (via showslife)

    Oh look, it’s like anyone trying to use the imperial system.

    (Source: karmaplus, via showslife)

  3. (Source: lavagoth, via thefrogman)

  4. did-you-kno:

    Source

    "Holy shit bro, this guy’s juggling is way better than ours."
    "Yeah man, we should just give up now."

    korillaz:

    are you fucking kidding me  

    This makes me more angry than I thought it would. I don’t want a piece of ungrateful shit representing me as a human being in the Time 100.

    (via zeroyalviking)

  5. nohighs:

    YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

    (via zeroyalviking)