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  2. red-hair-pale-heart:

    HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

    dilapidatedragamuffin:

    Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

    First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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    THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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    Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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    who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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    THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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    WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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    ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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    ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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    Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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    Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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    AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

    AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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    HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

    (via whatthehellsie)

    nowheretaylor:

    this show is a gift

    (Source: milkaholics, via 21k6r317s85)

  3. extrajordanary:

    If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

    (Source: tubofgoodthings, via zeroyalviking)

    consultingdemon:

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    notahotlibrarian:

    thewriterchick:

    electricalice:

    Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)

    MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK

    MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK

    AMERICAN BOOTY

    AMERICAN BOOTY

    *dies laughing*

    This is adorable. That is all :)

    /CRIES

    THERE IS A CARE BEAR DRESSED AS LOKI

    (via grapes-of-plath)

  4. prokopetz:

    grrspit:

    nessanotarized:

    nativefemboy:

    thartist72:

    “In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

    A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

    powerful Black Science Man

    Exactly.

    “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

    This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

    I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

    When I as called for jury duty, I explained my disinterest in abiding by the “Innocent until proven guilty” thing because it is completely antagonistic to the scientific method in which you seek to use evidence to disprove a statement. We play nothing until proven anything.

    (via grapes-of-plath)

    jaeger-delta:

    mediamattersforamerica:

    The internet’s most beloved geek Wil Wheaton calls out misogyny in gaming, and confronts the men who attack him for doing so. Incredible. 

    EVERY DECENT MALE GAMER SHOULD BE DOING THIS UNTIL THIS SHIT STOPS

    EVERY

    SINGLE

    FUCKING

    ONE

    OF

    YOU

    (Source: twitter.com, via onehappynerdygayguy)

  5. usamericunt:

    i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
     ??????????????????

    (Source: yasmastah, via onehappynerdygayguy)