High tech super computers and he furtively plays galaga on them?

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    #she is so good for him

    On Accident? Really Gwen?

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  1. milkum:

    when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

    The key factor in getting drunk is that you don’t know exactly what you put out to other people as yourself. What you see in a drunk white boy is not what they see and what they see in a drunk girl is not what the girl sees. Trust me, no group is free from the insane assholes emerging out of drunkenness.

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  2. when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK



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    [suggested by anonymous]

    I shot my mom. She was out, hadn’t turned yet. I ended it.

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  3. The best part is that the professor wasn’t a high and mighty jerk and actually gave credit for it.

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  4. fluoroid:



    “Shit It’s raining”

    I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

    love the french

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  5. thesassycat:


    The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

    did you google how to take a screen shot

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